Why Did I Do This Again?

Hello again! You don't seem to have a good sleep sedual, do you? I could make it so you don't sleep at all, or actually, forever! Enough caffeine in your orange juice in the morning to cause a heartattack and mild vomiting! 9554.93 oz i think will do the trick! :3

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:39:39 -0400

Oh, it’s you! And… that is a lot of caffeine…

~~And your spelling’s alright. At least you got your point across.~~

I cannot believe I haven’t seen this before. Just watch it...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:38:07 -0400

I cannot believe I haven’t seen this before. Just watch it okay?

Dear Tumblr

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:42:33 -0400

mangomartyr:

This is a garter belt,

and so are these

This is a pair of suspenders

So are these

Though they both hold up things, these two garments are not the same. Please do not use the wrong name for them.

Sorry for the rant, but this actually bothers me…

You're restrained. you don't know where you are or how you go there. What you do known is a man in scrubs and a face mask is abut to remove you kidney to sell on the black market along with various other vital organs. Oh? You're expecting anesthetic? Well I haven't sold the organs yet now have I?

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:41:24 -0400

Whoa… I know it’s a bit chiche, but… DAMN. The way you described that!

art-of-swords: Malabar Rapier Dated: 17th - 18th century Place...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:33:35 -0400

art-of-swords:

Malabar Rapier

Dated: 17th - 18th century

Place of Origin: India

Measurements: Overall length: 36.25in (920mm); blade length: 31in (790mm)

This is an extremely rare rapier sword from the Malabar coast, South India. There is a similar sword which is kept at The National Museum, Edinburgh, Scotland – bought to the Paris Exhibition of 1855 by the East Indian Company. The sword is illustrated on the rear sleeve of Hindu Arms & Ritual by Robert Elgood.

The hilt is bronze of symmetrical design, flared langets, and chunky quillions. It features a swollen central grip with a small area of chasing underneath the dish pommel which is also intricately chased. It has a bowl shaped pommel cup with further chasing around the pommel finial.

Source: © Copyright 2013 Akaal Arms

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:33:22 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

omgthatdress: Armlets 1850s The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:33:08 -0400

omgthatdress:

Armlets

1850s

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

seamade: If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:32:03 -0400

seamade:

If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be friends.

I'd cover you in not so notice able paper cuts then toss you in a giant pool filled with lemon juice, salt and vinegar.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:31:00 -0400

THAT WOULD JUST HURT. A LOT.

Maybe attach you to some kind of oversized easel or frame and then begin to sketch something ridiculous with sharp implements using your body like a canvas? I couldn't come up with anything creative. I just wanted to include art in the method of death.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:30:04 -0400

You know you have to stretch the canvas over the frame before you begin work on it, right? And I just made this method of death worst, haven’t I?

tyleroakley: Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:11:19 -0400

tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

lakidaa: drparisa: people who like my OCs people who know who my OCs are

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:09:45 -0400

lakidaa:

drparisa:

people who like my OCs

people who know who my OCs are

REZLLEN'S SHACK OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS: kingchemistry: researchers describing asexuality as an “elusive sexual...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:07:08 -0400

REZLLEN'S SHACK OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS: kingchemistry: researchers describing asexuality as an “elusive sexual...:

kingchemistry:

researchers describing asexuality as an “elusive sexual catergory” and “Group X”

the same researchers conducting research on whether or not asexuals are victims of prejudice and discrimination

RESEARCHERS BEING SHOCKED AND AMAZED WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT ASEXUAL PEOPLE WERE THE MOST DEHUMANIZED COMPARED TO OTHER IDENTITIES IN THE STUDY

RESEARCHERS BEING EVEN MORE SHOCKED AND AMAZED TO FIND OUT THAT OTHER QUEER IDENTITIES WERE JUST AS LIKELY TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ASEXUAL PEOPLE

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:04:03 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:03:10 -0400

Denmark

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:02:10 -0400

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

I’m pretty sure Denmark isn’t the best place in the world, even if there are more economic freedoms there compared to a good chunk of the western world. Even so, I’m betting the general culture and customs of the Netherlands in general will put the average UK-er (or American… You’re not from Denmark, that’s all I know) out of their comfort zone.

Just so you know, even people from Denmark can find something to be envious about… about other living in countries too.

tinkerlu: GOOD JOB MONDO CLAPS FOR MONDO YAYAYAYAYAYA

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:46:36 -0400

tinkerlu:

GOOD JOB MONDO CLAPS FOR MONDO YAYAYAYAYAYA

tortle: torentialtribute: i know what I want on MY pokemon...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:42:06 -0400

tortle:

torentialtribute:

i know what I want on MY pokemon team

SCREAMS

mangomartyr: The “Hamlet” for actresses, Hedda Gabler. I would...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:38:19 -0400

mangomartyr:

The “Hamlet” for actresses, Hedda Gabler. I would love to costume this, ~~it gave me so much pain last fall.~~

letravino: necromorph-slayinglovemachine: Another anon wanted...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:20 -0400

letravino:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Another anon wanted Haunter/Cubone and since everything I touch becomes nightmarish well… this happened

A Haunter possessing the armless decaying corpse of a Cubone HELL YEAH

Bruh